D$#@% Cats

We have a lot of stray cats on our property. In order to scare them away I started tapping/banging on the window and yelling "scram" really roughly. The kids quickly followed suit and whenever they see a cat on our lawn they yell. The best part though is Lauren - when she yells 'scram cat' the scram sounds like 'damn'. On more than one occasion (once with my mother-in-law) she has run to the window and starting yelling 'damn cat damn cat' really rough and loud. I've had to tell people what she really means.